# "I'm going fishing." Really means... "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety."

# "Let's take your car." Really means.... "Mine is full of beer cans, burger wrappers and completely out of gas."

# "Woman driver." Really means.... "Someone who doesn't speed, tailgate, swear, make obscene gestures and has a better driving record than me."

# "I don't care what color you paint the kitchen." Really means.... "As long as it's not blue, green, pink, red, yellow, lavender, gray, mauve, black, turquoise or any other color besides white."

# "It's a guy thing." Really means.... "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."

# "Can I help with dinner?" Really means.... "Why isn't it already on the table?"

# "Uh huh," "Sure, honey," or "Yes, dear." Really mean.... Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response like Pavlov's dog drooling.

# "Good idea." Really means.... "It'll never work. And I'll spend the rest of the day gloating."
· "Have you lost weight?" Really means.... "I've just spent our last on a cordless drill."

# "My wife doesn't understand me." Really means.... "She's heard all my stories before, and is tired of them."

# "It would take too long to explain." Really means.... "I have no idea how it works."

# "I'm getting more exercise lately." Really means.... "The batteries in the remote are dead."

# "I got a lot done." Really means.... "I found 'Waldo' in almost every picture."

# "We're going to be late." Really means.... "Now I have a legitimate excuse to drive like a maniac."

# "Hey, I've read all the classics." Really means.... "I've been subscribing to Playboy since 1972."

# "You cook just like my mother used to." Really means.... "She used the smoke detector as a meal timer, too."

# "I was listening to you. It's just that I have things on my mind." Really means.... "I was wondering if that red-head over there is wearing a bra."

# "Take a break, honey, you're working too hard." Really means.... "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."

# "That's interesting, dear." Really means.... "Are you still talking?"

# "Honey, we don't need material things to prove our love." Really means.... "I forgot our anniversary again."

# "You expect too much of me." Really means.... "You want me to stay awake."

# "It's a really good movie." Really means.... "It's got guns, knives, fast cars, and Heather Locklear."

# "That's women's work." Really means.... "It's difficult, dirty, and thankless."

# "Will you marry me?" Really means.... "Both my roommates have moved out, I can't find the washer, and there is no more peanut butter."

# "Go ask your mother." Really means.... "I am incapable of making a decision."

# "You know how bad my memory is." Really means.... "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the Vehicle Identification Numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday."

# "I was just thinking about you, and got you these roses." Really means.... "The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe."

# "Football is a man's game." Really means.... "Women are generally too smart to play it."

# "Oh, don't fuss. I just cut myself, it's no big deal." Really means.... "I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit I'm hurt."

# "I do help around the house." Really means.... "I once put a dirty towel in the laundry basket."

# "Hey, I've got my reasons for what I'm doing." Really means.... "And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon."

# "I can't find it." Really means.... "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."

# "What did I do this time?" Really means.... "What did you catch me at?"

# "What do you mean, you need new clothes?" Really means.... "You just bought new clothes 3 years ago."

# "She's one of those rabid feminists." Really means.... "She refused to make my coffee."

# "But I hate to go shopping." Really means.... "Because I always wind up outside the dressing room holding your purse."

# "No, I left plenty of gas in the car." Really means.... "You may actually get it to start."

# "I'm going to stop off for a quick one with the guys." Really means.... "I am planning on drinking myself into a vegetative stupor with my chest pounding, mouth breathing, pre-evolutionary companions."

# "I heard you." Really means.... "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next 3 days yelling at me."

# "You know I could never love anyone else." Really means.... "I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse."

# "You look terrific." Really means.... "Oh, God, please don't try on one more outfit. I'm starving."

# "I brought you a present." Really means.... "It was free ice scraper night at the ball game."

# "I missed you." Really means.... "I can't find my sock drawer, the kids are hungry and we are out of toilet paper."

# "I'm not lost. I know exactly where we are." Really means.... "No one will ever see us alive again."

# "We share the housework." Really means.... "I make the messes, she cleans them up."

# "This relationship is getting too serious." Really means.... "I like you more than my truck."

# "I recycle." Really means.... "We could pay the rent with the money from my empties."

# "Of course I like it, honey, you look beautiful." Really means.... "Oh, man, what have you done to yourself?"

# "It sure snowed last night." Really means.... "I suppose you're going to nag me about shoveling the walk now."

# "It's good beer." Really means.... "It was on sale."

# "I don't need to read the instructions." Really means.... "I am perfectly capable of screwing it up without printed help."

# "I'll fix the garbage disposal later." Really means.... "If I wait long enough you'll get frustated and buy a new one."

# "I broke up with her." Really means.... "She dumped me."

# "I'll take you to a fancy restaurant." Really means.... "Someplace that doesn't have a drive-thru window."

i have a jacobs 12v cordless drill
i got it out of the garbage it came with a 15v charger which if i plug it into the dock it dont get power
i know the power pack is good i have tried a 12v power pack and it will get power like it should but here is the problem with it as long as it is dead it will have the red light saying its charging but in like 30 seconds it will dim-out and then just remain on the green light any ideas would be helpful
what im thinking is its just one of the batteries inside of it that is dead which it is not bypassing the power to the rest of the batteries but i would like some back-up on what im thinking before trying to break off the tabs and checking all the batteries one by one and once i have found the dead one revive it

i want to get set of 18 volt cordless power tools, but i am too cheap to buy them all at once. Can i buy them from differnet brands and still expect the batteries to be interchangable?

I have a cordless drill, not instruction, never had any and im not sure how long to charge the batteries for, seems to me that charging too long is a bad thing but when i charge for only a few hours i might get 10-12 long screws in before it dies, am i not charging it long enough or does it need new batteries or are cordless drills just that shitty?
its a black and decker and the battery charger just has a red light on it, it never blinks or changes it just stays red, so its kinda hard to tell but maybe new batteries is a good idea, then again i am drilling 3 inch screws into wood so that might be whats draining the battery

i was thinking a cordless drill would turn a gear that turns the main gear on the bike which turns the pedal but my dad says in order to make that strong enough the batteries we would have to add would be too heavy is there any other motor i can use or a certain drill or battery in the drill i can use

I got a cordless DuraBuilt power tool set at a garage sale for .00
it has a drill, circular saw, sander, flashlight, jig saw, a battery charger and 2 batteries.
The guy is a friend of my parents....says he just can't fuss with them anymore.

I've used a multi-meter to determine that the one battery is fully charged
the other battery is completely drained
I can plug the charger in and get a current
but it will not charge the second battery.

When I hook the full battery up, it works on the drill and the flashlight somewhat well but nothing else.

To me, it seems like the leads aren't conducting very well
but I'm no expert on any of this.

Is there something else I can try to get these things working?
If you think it's the leads, can I clean them somehow?

if I need to add more details, please let me know
and feel free to e-mail me....I'd really appreciate any help

Both are 18V and the same Price.
Each come with bag, charger, 2 batteries, circular saw, flash light, drill, and reciprical saw.
I will very seldom use these.
I just need opinions of each brand!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I want to buy a plunge router from Big Lots but it's and I wanted to know if anyone's had experience with their tools. It's made by Pro Source and I'm going to get a set for that has a circular saw (5 3/8"), a jigsaw, a reciprocating saw, a light and a power drill. They are all cordless and it comes with two batteries. Is this a good deal too? Are these going to fall apart or are they good deals?